Journal to the Center of McCargth-o

299950: Chronicling my Twitter addiction

2009-11-08T01:02:34Z

18:35 Artistic anorgasmia is subsiding with this latest piece--just as tedious, having standard doubts... but can't wait to see finished product #
18:39 Really, these are same doubts I have about EVERY piece, 'specially when smudges show up. Like to think they're akin to crackles LPs make #
18:41 Strange ritual while art-ing to music: When Berlin's 'Metro' or MGMT's 'Time To Pretend' come on, have to pause to tap pen to clapping #
19:09 Klein on Fort Hood: Galvanizing 'Shithead Right' bit.ly/4kmk0y Where's talk of religion, etc. when white guy snaps, shoots comrades? #
22:19 @waymonhudson I want this B&J's flavor: Twisted Fundie Fudge. Sold in twin pack w/Hubby Hubby, part of proceeds go to Freedom to Marry #

10:32 Slept in. Do I dare pop on the telly and join the hurricane? Leaning towards @hardcorps80204: 'I need 2 not spend this day screaming @ tv.' #
10:33 RT @michellemalkin ...@michelebachmann @repblackburn,all othr GOP women on floor NOW//Don't forget Carrie Prejean #cheapshot #iregretnothing #
10:34 RT @MaraKeisling It is odd that the Republicans are adopting a strategy of seeming dumb and unaware of House rules. #hcr #healthcare #GOP #
10:37 Batshit Bachmann's 'economic economy' is enough to make me tune in just to see if she starts talking about medical hospitals, flammable fire #
10:46 'Best health care delivery system in the world.' ARGH. HEALTH CARE IS NOT A PIZZA #healthcare #hcr #
10:54 I want a DeFazio of my own :( Even took the piss out of Part D. #
10:55 Dreier: American People™ = Teabaggers #
10:57 RT @letwits #onewordtoomany Indiana Jones and the Temple of Diddly Doom // 'I hate sna-diddly-akes!' #
11:05 Palestinian-American Muslim producer: Don't ask me about Hasan bit.ly/40a46e #forthood 'Hasan is a coward' #
11:14 What a sickness we've got that pols don't want us to pick up the tab for one another's well being but we vomit trillions into bad banks, war #
11:17 Fort Hood gunman's family: America made him what he is bit.ly/3rgQIu Also: Stay classy, Haaretz bit.ly/1JIket #forthood #
11:18 Link love @mparent77772 @marcynewman @crypticvalentin #
11:19 Why don't we want more government jobs anyhow? Decent wages, benefits, pension plans... OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE #
11:21 @beatonna Just tell people you're channeling Marianne Faithfull #
12:20 Shimkus: #HR3962 will accomplish '#singlepayer goal'. I'd prefer #HR676, but if 3962 will lead to singlepayer, sign me up! #hcr #healthcare #
12:23 RT @RobinGrantham tinyurl.com/ycjeoxe #HealthCare Insurers have used at least $23million of premiums to fight #hcr this yr. #tcot #p2 #
12:31 Shorter Rep. Blackburn: It's insurers' job to ration, deny care, not the government's #healthcare #hcr #hc09 #publicoption #HR676 #
12:35 Circumstance: we're stuck dealing with private industry but ultimately, public good and profit motive are INCOMPATIBLE #healthcare #hcr #
12:36 Here Comes Boehner! Get the Gallagher curtains ready for the tidal wave of crocodile tears #
12:38 On Boehner's tongue movements: I'm sick of these MF'ing snakes in this MF'ing Congress #healthcare #hcr #
12:40 @watergatesummer #GOP philosophy: Cherish the unborn, F the already living #
12:42 @RobinGrantham I predict a Diesel surcharge on the next round of policies #
12:48 #HR3962 gateway to #singlepayer? Once unwashed masses get a taste of security they'll want more #hcr #healthcare I say: LET IT F'ING FLOW #
12:50 Hah. Grandkids already in hock for tax cuts, war, corp. welfare - let's not shoulder them with access to #healthcare ?!?! #hcr #publicoption #
12:51 Our grandkids are going to need unfettered access to #healthcare to keep them in tiptop shape to chip away at debts already dumped on them #
12:55 RT @goodforpolitics If #HR3962 passes, your body will effectively become govt property. #killthebill and live free//...to die by spreadsheet #
13:02 In Praise of Death Panels bit.ly/3wzEX #healthcare #hcr #publicoption #tcot #p2 #hr3962 #
13:03 SNAP! Ros-Lehtinen: Pelosi 'Sock It to Seniors Plan' #healthcare #hcr #publicoption Let's keep socking it to their kids, grandkids, forreals #
13:05 RT @Camicochan @stunetii democratic gov + gov run = people run | capitalism + corporate run = oligarchical lust for profit #hcr #hc09 #
13:09 Shorter Gingrey: I AM A HEALER Boohoo tyranny of the Democrat majority #
13:18 #GOP Rep. Myrick invokes Margaret Thatcher. Brilliant. #hcr #hr3962 #
13:19 @RobinGrantham I'd rather pay an $800 penalty on my 1040 than $10k for a year's health coverage really #hcr #healthcare #hr3962 #
13:21 This 'free to make mistakes and suffer fully for them' argument -- next up: A bill to outlaw nets for trapeze artists? #hcr #hr3962 #
13:25 @Rainman69 Private interests don't do that already? #
13:34 Rep. Jo Ann Emerson: '[Quit] subsidizing the rest of the world' on prescription prices bit.ly/4BXsmD Part D = Price fixing #hcr #
13:36 Shorter Scalise: OMG HUSSEIN OBAMAZ #HEALTHCARE CZAR IS IN UR POLICY YANKING UR COVERAEG #hr3962 #
13:38 RT @owillis Again folks, besides insurance $, biggest reason GOP opposes #hcr is cause American ppl will like it #
13:44 RT @Uosdwis You're using a baby as a prop? Like President Stillman in The Dead Zone? Yikes. // Stay classy, Shadegg #
13:44 Memo to Rep. Buyer: Private insurance plans limit choice too #hcr #hr3962 #healthcare #
13:49 Rep. Braley sees Shadegg's puppet baby and raises him a baby afflicted with cancer, parents F'ed by private insurance #hcr #hr3962 #
13:55 RT @Uosdwis Of COURSE you got cancer treatment, Neugebauer, you're a gd CONGRESSMAN and f'ing RICH! You're making our POINT! #hr3962 #hcr #
13:59 Bush & Hasan are both extremists using distorted versions of religion2 rationalize violence in the name of a "just cause."(via @cynthiaboaz) #
14:01 Rep. Hensarling forgot to mention #hr3962 makes it legal for Dems wielding baseball bats to smash apple pies cooling on windowsills #hcr #
14:05 Barton: Continue to offer shit priv. policies to middle/lower class, tell 'em they're Cadillacs and they s/b damn grateful for the privilege #
14:17 RT @DukeStJournal DWSchultz has really funny looking dist. #jussayin bit.ly/2TMZas //My ass alone wouldn't fit in parts of that dist. #
14:20 Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee to make sure 'those who need health insurance will have US on their side' #hcr #hr3962 #
14:22 $12,800 an hour to treat a rash bit.ly/1lwXXA #healthcare #hcr #publicoption #hr676 #singlepayer #
14:26 RT @BigDaddy978 When will morons like Herger realize that a LOUD minority is STILL a Minority. #P2 #HCR TLOT #tcot #
14:33 Have been so immersed in this that I finally got up to use the loo and it felt like I was exorcising a lemonade demon through my penis #
14:35 Rep. Nunes: We spent all this money on bullshit and starved out Medicare and Medicaid, so let 'em eat cake #healthcare #hcr #hr3962 #
14:50 Arrrgghhhh. I really need to go to the gym, get some sunlight--just can't turn away. Need a power outage and/or smack upside the head #hcr #
14:51 RT @owillis GOP very concerned majority might do something minority doesn't like, didn't have this concern from 1994-2006 #hcr #p2 #
14:52 Love how Rep. Camp is using that pile of papers as a prop. OH BLAH BLAH BLAH, $500 BILLION FROM MEDICARE ADVANTAGE #hcr #healthcare #hr3962 #
14:54 My take: Yes, we're going down a debt toilet. Why is it only an issue when we want to appropriate funds to genuinely help people? #hcr #
14:58 Rep. Davis: Dems ignored teabaggers (The Voice of the People™, right?), brought forth 'tyrannical' bill #hr3962 #hcr #healthcare #
15:04 Shutting down laptop, going to work out -- badly need to catch up. Memo to fellow gym patrons: Hide your iPhones, BlackBerries #

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299640: Chronicling my Twitter addiction

2009-11-07T01:02:41Z

18:05 Can't imagine the trauma Hasan witnessed in patients, would not have wished his position on anybody regardless #forthood #
18:07 I don't get these killing sprees. He obv. needed help he didn't get, for whatever reason, didn't have honor to just eat his gun #forthood #
18:14 Update:that "patient review" is supposedly genuine, but diff doctor w/same name.And a CO patient reviews him today?Damned odd. (via @Lileks) #
18:20 Cousin of shooter: He was dealing with harassment by colleagues bit.ly/4yxv01 #forthood #
18:25 Via @nytimes, more info on Hasan, status updates bit.ly/23WypH #forthood #
18:31 RT @watergatesummer ...asking people remember #PTSD Care hasn't been Prioritized Enough4Families/Medical Workers,>40K suffering #Forthood #
18:32 RT @gerbasi Only 1 military mental physician per 750 a/d soldiers. With the amt of #PTSD among soldiers that seems tragicly low. #forthood #
18:34 Food for thought via @DDGFranklin: 'If we blame Muslims for Malik Nadal Hasan, are all Christians to blame for Timothy McVey?' #FortHood #
18:42 Fox's Shepard Smith: Name 'tells us a lot.' Sen. Hutchison agrees: 'It does.' bit.ly/2tAFL #FortHood #heyfoxstayclassy #
18:52 Colonel, Fox's Smith do their part to politicize #FortHood. bit.ly/1f5jvY So 'concerned' about Hasan that Col. stood idly by, retired #
18:55 Officer's wife: 'I wish his name was Smith' bit.ly/4fkige #FortHood #
18:58 'Jihad at Fort Hood?' bit.ly/2levJQ #FortHood *SMACKS media w/rolled-up newspaper* #
19:01 @RobinGrantham In re stealing expensive med: Why not? It's acceptable in this climate to steal to pad one's net worth, why not to survive? #
19:04 Live on Fox: Cousin says that Hasan 'always' a Muslim, reiterates that he was harassed #FortHood #
19:08 Washington State's Ref. 71, partnership rights for same-sex/domestic partners, passes bit.ly/4iKesE #LGBT #
19:11 Hannity baiting Col. Terry Lee into tying Hasan's Muslim faith, opinions on foreign policy to 'radical Islamic ideology' #FortHood #
19:14 @RobinGrantham A conclusion I have come to is that the rules benefit those that make/break them perhaps more than those who follow them #
19:17 @RobinGrantham Living with honesty, honor are good for the soul and for the conscience, but man, it can be hard on the stomach and the heart #
19:20 @RobinGrantham Indeed, we shouldn't have to steal, or be labeled as thieves, to survive. I imagine if I had kids I would do what I had to. #
19:23 @RobinGrantham A friend blogged about Toyota - his view: Selling new, clunky, wasteful cars on rep it built on solid product in decades past #
19:25 @RobinGrantham Kinda like USA -- quality of our HC, education, LIFE goes down but we delude ourselves with same ol' nationalistic wank, egos #
19:28 Hasan is still alive bit.ly/2Qna5Y #forthood #
19:35 @RobinGrantham As far as the cons/whatnot, looks to me like quick and easy labeling for social conservatism among cynical, greedy sociopaths #
19:39 I still would trust gov't bureaucracy over private profit machine #publicoption #hcr #healthcare Three words: Death By Spreadsheet #tcot #
20:17 Teabaggers got med help from gov't at demo bit.ly/10fNX3 (Via @Yeggo) #hcr #healthcare Sure they left billing addy or had Visa ready? #
20:28 These places with excellent, less expensive #healthcare, free or inexpensive education as good as or better than ours, why not EMULATE THEM? #
20:32 Conyers, Kucinich calling off #singlepayer bill -- for now bit.ly/38MhJP #hr676 #hcr #healthcare #
20:36 Professor John Geyman prefers #hr676; says #HR3962 won't help much, contains easter eggs for industry bit.ly/3cjB6B #healthcare #hcr #
20:40 aRrgGghhhH *swat! swat! SWAT!* Pornbots! PORNBOTS! *succumbs to temporary breastblindness* #
20:41 30+ pornbots have added me since I started using #FortHood tag. I DIDN'T MEAN THE CLITORAL VARIETY #
20:57 Hey tax refugees: If you get sick who will ultimately protect you from the Shop-Vac™ of our medical industry? #healthcare #hc09 #tcot #
21:01 If you work at a U-Haul place, guy named McVeigh comes in to rent a truck, be sure to hold him at gunpoint, call Homeland Security #forthood #
21:45 Hasan a natural-born American citizen bit.ly/1nsQnM #FortHood #
22:05 @michaelianblack Be sure the mortician paints your junk red/white/blue to give the ice cream man that 'HEY, THAT'S NOT A ROCKET POP!' moment #
22:19 Fort Hood: Malkin dishes up fresh condescension in re 'Muslim soldiers with attitude', 'Islamist infiltration' is.gd/4OvqM #tcot #p2 #
22:23 More Roseanne madness: Such an odd experience to see Jim Varney play the wacky prince #
22:44 Condoms bit.ly/oIHDG Condoms bit.ly/3STcvQ Olympic Condoms bit.ly/4enge8 #
22:57 Spaulding: Dems continue lip service to #LGBT constituency for cash bit.ly/2OUeIt Remember Donald Hitchcock? bit.ly/1GXIZg #
00:16 Jon Stewart taking the piss out of @GlennBeck is the ultimate golden shower of comedy #

09:14 Toxic Fort Hood lede bit.ly/3xtcPP #
09:15 NPR on Fort Hood: Alleged shooter was ordered to deploy to Iraq bit.ly/2M7ITu #
09:19 NYT on Fort Hood: Hasan was 'mortified' over deployment; counseled soldiers with #PTSD; suffered harassment over his religion #
09:22 Former Blue Cross spokesman: Health insurance 'worst product in American history' bit.ly/4vV7Ag #hcr #healthcare #publicoption #
09:29 VetVoice: Assembling the Pieces at Fort Hood bit.ly/2vKX08 Liveblog continues; unconfirmed reports of 'Allahu akbar!' #
09:30 Ackerman advises anti-Muslim bigots to keep their pants on as Fort Hood story unfolds bit.ly/YWP6Z #tcot #p2 #
09:34 Via @JamilSmith: WorldNetDaily attempts to connect Fort Hood shooter to Obama mediamatters.org/research/200911060011 #p2 #reallynow #
09:39 WWJD? @waymonhudson writes: Incite hate crimes against #LGBT people, perhaps bit.ly/30rnW2 Phrase of the Day: 'Twisted fundie heaven' #
09:41 RT @mparent77772 Everything About Fort Hood Shooter Nidal Malik Hasan Screams “Patsy” j.mp/fnRJ0 #
09:45 Kucinich: Endless cash for war, Wall St. and ins. cos, but finite resources for #healthcare as we starve/struggle? bit.ly/1CJdNi #p2 #
09:50 RT @mparent77772 Fort Hood Shootings: Don't Let Racism Hide Truth j.mp/KxYor #racism #forthood #fthood #
10:23 SeaWC: Stop in for brunch and get a language lesson while you defecate bit.ly/3Pi0jV #
10:26 #GOP lawmakers address teabaggers bit.ly/3f7XjQ Did I hear a 'Dean scream' in there? #hcr #healthcare #p2 #tcot #
14:50 Coffee 'n' lightsabering with @aftermarketgirl in the 'burbs. #newsjunkieburnout #
15:02 #followfriday: #LGBT, wit, art, humor, #healthcare goodness @LaBarceloneta @waymonhudson @RobinGrantham @expatina @stunetii @hardcorps80204 #
15:03 #followfriday: #LGBT, wit, art, humor, #healthcare goodness @beatonna @Sloopydrew @martybeckerman @bilerico @mparent77772 @1txsage1957 #
15:05 #followfriday One more gaggle, then it's back to coffee and sunburn @mikesheehan @jerame @michaelianblack @MahayanaHomo @krisstraub #
15:09 KHAAAAA--I mean--BACHMAAAANN (et al) bit.ly/34yJvK #healthcare #hcr #publicoption Amendments, amendments, amendments #HR3962 #UGH #

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299270: Chronicling my Twitter addiction

2009-11-06T01:03:30Z

19:47 Watching Reno 911! ep where Dangle and Weigel are disemboweling stuffed drug bunnies, admiring @thomaslennon's amazing hamstrings #
20:01 It's Pre-Marital, But At Least It's Heterosexual Like the Good Lord Intended 9 #CarriePrejeansNextSexTape #
20:11 The Spunk-Titty of Tradicktional Marriage #CarriePrejeansNextSexTape #
20:17 Fux & Friends #CarriePrejeansNextSexTape #
20:28 After A Long, Hard Day Attacking Civil Rights, I Need A Long, Hard Device Between My Legs While Being Videotaped #CarriePrejeansNextSexTape #
20:34 Bible-Humper #CarriePrejeansNextSexTape #
20:51 The Prosthetic Tits That Shoot Wholesome Anti-Special-Rights Lasers At Society-Destroying Homosexual Deviants #CarriePrejeansNextSexTape #
21:27 Twitter Tip #462: Resist the urge to tweet when your total number of tweets is your ATM card PIN or the last four digits of your SSN #
21:30 So I hear there's some kind of sports game on the telly right now #
23:13 This is my 1,276th tweet. #
23:29 A motorcyclist must have mightily pissed off Trey Parker or Matt Stone #
00:38 ReTweetBot alert! Vag hug shut up the dynamite in my pants bathroom high 5 my nuts Good luck finding a candy-flavored ferret Margot Kidder #
01:20 This aft, saw NY vanity plate 'MOIST' on front bumper of 4Runner, pre-1986 blue-on-orange base. NM plate on rear; NM doesn't issue front. #

01:32 @substitute A lot is easy for me to say -- I put my foot in my mouth so often I save $100s on yoga and regularly dip my shoes in Purell(tm) #
01:56 @martybeckerman See your Cougar Convention tinyurl.com/yh2hx5a // raise M.T. Moore Wank Club bit.ly/2bLB0 #hatisstucktoceiling #
09:59 'Your challenge...combining Mythbusters and Princess Bride. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!' O_o bit.ly/5Bxgw #
10:17 You are deemed 'uninsurable' due to cancer. Gov't has your back...after 6-month waiting period?! bit.ly/1B8xre #healthcare #hcr #
10:18 RT @RobinGrantham tinyurl.com/yq54c3 Empls push int'l #PublicOption If only there were some sort of domestic altern. :P #healthcare #
10:23 My take on med. tourism, etc: Subconsc. or otherwise US cos, pols just don't want to take care of Americans #publicoption #healthcare #hcr #
10:26 So ingrained that labor, goods are cheaper sourced globally, nobody wants to be left holding bag on Those Expensive Americans, not even USA #
10:28 I as a non-filthy-rich US citizen hear: We can get workers, materials cheaper; you've outlived your usefulness, so FOAD and make it snappy #
10:47 'Pink-handed' :P Con site: '...Prejean is a hypocrite, we all look like idiots' #tcot #lgbt bit.ly/2EY9LZ #CarriePrejeansNextSexTape #
10:49 It's 'Curtains' For My Credibility, But A New Day For My 'Showbiz' Career #CarriePrejeansNextSexTape #
10:52 RT @RobinGrantham FREEDOM is not having to take a 28-hr flight overseas to get affordable #healthcare /// HEAR, HEAR. #
10:55 And the first insurer to trademark 'Your Passport to Wellness™' gets a steel-toed boot to the testes #healthcare #hcr #publicoption #
11:04 Q for immigrant tax refugees: If you get sick who will ultimately protect you from the Shop-Vac™ of our medical industry? #healthcare #
11:09 Birthdays are like assholes: Everybody has one. Happy birthday, asshole #HappyBirthdayKevin #
11:11 @MahayanaHomo Perkins is a former Louisiana state rep. turned president of Family Research Council. World-class anti-gay D-bag. #
12:25 Wall in Berlin erected to block access to free concert commemorating fall of wall in Berlin bit.ly/3wpuiY #
12:45 Delivery of spam message with one of my gmail addresses as fake sender has been delayed 4,776 hours. Server notifies me once every 24. #
12:46 Bachmann Teabag Overdrive #politicalbandnames #
12:54 Mention of Berlin Wall always ignites #Hedwig flashbacks for me bit.ly/Mih9I 'Why don't you take the whole bag?' #DamnHansel #
13:02 Two reasons I could never work in talk radio: 1) Stretching to fill dead air 2) fabricating new opinions when current become inconvenient #
13:06 'I'm soft and feathery,' says pornbot. For the LAST TIME, Big Bird... it's OVER. You made your choice, I wish you and Cookie Monster well #
13:13 Rue-Viv Blanche-Fran McClanahan forced to sit out Castro tribute for emergency heart maintenance bit.ly/11FxNq #
13:43 RT @queerunity: Why is the media ignoring the Carrie Prejean sex tape? She is the perfect example of "family values" hypocrisy #
13:46 Joined Together in Holy Spanktimony 3 #CarriePrejeansNextSexTape #
13:52 RT @pourmecoffee Palin book tour to visit only Real America: bit.ly/4usTyK // Wonder if she'll pass through Flint? #tcot #tlot #p2 #
13:57 Fannie declines to identify private company that will handle its pre-foreclosure rent-back efforts bit.ly/1hff6b #
14:22 Fundies heading to DC to attempt manufacture of thoughtcrime martyrdom and/or incite violence against gays bit.ly/1yjXi6 #lgbt #
14:53 Please, Homo, Don't Hurt 'Er #CarriePrejeansNextSexTape Spokesrack forced by gay mafioso to J/O on cam before speech at 'pro-family' gala #
14:56 Belle of the Balls #CarriePrejeansNextSexTape After speech at 'pro-family' gala, spokesrack 'takes a load off' Brian Brown in broom closet #
15:02 Afternoon comedy via @davidsirota: @GlennBeck somehow oppressed because @MMFlint is rich twitter.com/glennbeck/status/5450922283 #
15:08 Grayson: How the Republicans failed to cut off my #healthcare speech bit.ly/16NmBe #tcot #p2 #hcr #
15:17 RT @newser Carrie Prejean may sue pageant again -- this time, over sex tape ow.ly/zFF4 //// #CarriePrejeansNextSexTape 'Exhibit O' #
15:31 RT @hardcorps80204 @ebertchicago Secret copyright treaty means goodbye, Flickr, YouTube, Blogger etc. j.mp/2yPwSE #wtf #
15:45 Keep an eye out for: 1) Twins 2) Spray-on tans 3) My uncontrollable laughing, crying simultaneously bit.ly/vgAZ #boybandpurgatory #
15:50 Shooter identified: Maj. Malik Nadal Hasan, 11 others killed #FortHood bit.ly/1kMpvA Didn't take long for Twits to bring up religion #
15:57 RT @mikemadden How long before some idiotic elected official declares Muslims shouldn't be allowed to serve? #FortHood // $10 on Bachmann #
17:12 RT @owillis @Stranahan: Oy. Nidal Hassan - Disaster & Preventative Psychiatry and twitpic.com/of014 #
17:28 He's a psychiatrist spec. in 'disaster' who has worked at W.Reed. bit.ly/puwEI #forthood Not convinced his religion is relevant here #
17:29 RT @staciadixon I have never heard a news anchor announce a shooting "by a Christian." bit.ly/13Gtav #fthood #forthood #
17:32 Keep in mind many people on this planet see carnage like this every day, some of it perpetrated or enabled by the USA #FortHood #FtHood #
17:49 Hasan 'patient review': 'Helped me come to terms with CO status' bit.ly/3nOv2p (via @Lileks, @hardcorps80204) #forthood #

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299095: Fun with the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

2009-11-05T09:39:31Z

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Mythbusters and the Princess Bride. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!

It's so D: it's :D

http://kaction.com/badfanfiction/

298855: Chronicling my Twitter addiction

2009-11-05T01:04:13Z

21:39 RT @DenverWestword @RiverfrontTimes Illinois Teacher Suspended After Lesson About Homosexual Animals: digg.com/d3192CT #lgbt #
21:47 #HairStatus Seasonal Affective Disorder Dread-locks #
10:40 RT @goodasyou Video: Recipe for being a "traditional marriage" victor: bit.ly/brRmm #lgbt #
10:41 RT @RobinGrantham #HR676 Because we shouldn't be paying any more for #healthcare than the countries we're2be outsourced to #hcr #tcot #
10:43 RT @martybeckerman Maine voters outlaw gay marriage yet legalize medical pot; WTF is happening to democracy when STONERS need to mellow out? #
10:43 Barber's condescending, mindfucky speech in re ME loss: 'hurting/broken' gays seeking 'counterfeit marriage' #lgbt bit.ly/4j67Zm #
10:44 Connolly: Fight continues 'until all Maine families are treated equally.' bit.ly/BOjhQ #HairStatus #LGBT rights buzz(kill)cut #
10:47 Breckenridge voters legalize cannabis for personal use bit.ly/1lKKdT #
10:54 Voter initiatives: Letting #LGBT people visibly flap in wind generated by hot air from the lungs of sociopolitical, ideological bullies #
11:07 Eleveld: #LGBT people find themselves once more 'orphaned children of the Democratic Party' bit.ly/44NJO0 #p2 #
11:08 Advocate: Straight Guys Tell bit.ly/2zPcjo What's it really like to serve in the military alongside gays, lesbians? #lgbt #
11:12 twitpic.com/o9f6v - An LJ friend needed help explaining the term 'teabagging' to German counterparts #
11:21 New Brita™ filter, new man. It's like giving my bloodstream a fresh pair of undies right from the dryer on a cold winter morning #
11:58 The Steaks of Wrath #cowmovies #
12:04 The Fellatrix #pornoparodies #
12:16 Judges, pols sit idly by as douchebags like LaBarbera, Brown, Barber point and laugh and poke us with sticks #lgbt I'm with @MahayanaHomo #
14:44 Wednesday Afternoon Schadenfreude Theatre Presents: Carrie Prejean Sex Tape bit.ly/11IW5I Yes, really. #lgbt #
14:49 RT @jilevin Top 15 Lieberman Betrayals: Joe's Worst Double-Crosses: bit.ly/2lBCmU #p2 #topprogs #tcot #tlot #hcr #hc09 #
14:57 Conservative blogger butthurt over puppet disparaging his favorite 'news' channel bit.ly/4EUuFo #tcot #p2 #wtf #
15:03 Confessions of the Multi-Orgasmic Vag-eant Queen #carrieprejeansnextsextape Co-starring Gene Simmons #
15:08 Carrie Prejean's next career move bit.ly/2zufNz #abfab #
15:23 Yes, Yes, Yes, on Prop. 8" #CarriePrejeansNextSexTape San Diego County's human ballot box will tally the votes even if it takes ALL NIGHT #
16:08 Justice of the Piece #CarriePrejeansNextSexTape These two guys wanna get married... but they're gonna have to go through me first #
16:55 Strike a light, I finally got a table INSIDE at Stella's, and it's even one of the two in the whole establishment with the higher chairs #
17:16 Flashback: Laid-off Wall Streeter puts 'gay virginity' up for auction bit.ly/yfDF (Sorry, last link typo'ed) #lgbt #wtf #

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298714: Carrie Prejean's next career move

2009-11-04T22:06:42Z

298392: They put the staple through me! Come on

2009-11-04T18:38:31Z

FHM and Loaded want you to do a cover

298225: Chronicling my Twitter addiction

2009-11-04T09:01:36Z

02:25 Via @nerdist, the cross-market to end all cross-marketing. Or: If you want to destroy my Snuggie™ afx.cc/weezer #
11:09 Hahahaha. Nice. I just get over Demon Flu and this morning I wake up with annoying head cold. Think I'll tweet from sauna today #
11:10 via @Autumn_Sandeen: Purdue prof. says teh gays are a waste of money in These Economic Times™ tinyurl.com/ycxtda3 #lgbt #
11:13 Duh. These Economic Times™ are an excuse to tell EVERYBODY they're a waste of money as justification for stealing their jobs, savings #
11:14 RT @hardcorps80204 Preferring not to see the face of the 47 Million People you are screwing. #BlueDoggieStyle (via @elonjames) #
11:15 RT @LaBarceloneta From the Onion: Victim in Fatal Car Accident Tragically NOT Glen Beck bit.ly/45Nvy5 #FB #tcot #p2 #
11:25 CNBC reporter: Marathon winner not American enough--wasn't born here bit.ly/XE6KX Some citizens are more citizen-y than others, eh? #
11:26 Pics: Int'l #LGBT rights badass @PeterTatchell at 'Zombie Parliament' protest z6.co.uk/vmep7v #
11:34 Marathon champ, refugee turned citizen, has privilege of fielding insults from pigment-free picket fence-humper Rovell bit.ly/XE6KX #
11:46 Ugly School Board election in Colorado sees #GOP candidates w/sadness, bite marks, alienated base tinyurl.com/yjjtwks #
11:47 RT @politicususa: Hatch: The GOP is Opposing Healthcare Reform Because People Will like It bit.ly/2lrhBM #hcr #hc09 #p2 #
11:48 Drunk driver makes the unusual move of turning herself in bit.ly/1HBugZ #
11:49 Gender Bias Bingo bit.ly/3NEsEA #
11:52 Fruit Bat Fellatio bit.ly/3xvbNc #
11:53 NYT: Asperger's headed for 'psychiatric obsolescence' bit.ly/2efGvR #
14:26 All active ethics probes focus on black lawmakers bit.ly/34SR1T #p2 I'm sure it's a coincidence #tcot #
14:45 HuffPo piece takes piss out of CNBC's @darrenrovell1 bit.ly/25nFPD Tidbit: Rovell 'finished' NY Marathon in 2004 bit.ly/2geXYf #
14:48 Hey @darrenrovell1, my 11-year-old niece has been citizen of US since 1998 also. Is she less of an American than me? I've been 1 since 1980. #
14:54 Pee Wee's Uneventful But Fruitful Bike-Shopping Trip #unseenprequels #
14:55 Statement from Ryan Skipper's family after guilty verdict in bias-motivated robbery, murder bit.ly/4p0oXM #lgbt #
15:01 CO: Board of Health pulls a fast one on medical cannabis rule change bit.ly/3xAJl5 Advocate enraged, tells chair 'see you in court' #
15:03 RT @ACLULGBT Only three hours left to vote NO on 1! Mainers: get to the polls before 8 pm tonight! #lgbt #marryME #VoteNoOn1 #
15:23 Oh man... here goes... my last Bristol board, permanent ink. Disturbing boob placement, go! #
17:21 Disturbing boob placement success! I take little victories where I can. So many sketches-more sketches, more nervous I get re implementation #
17:25 Whatever happened to our Bill Owens, @hardcorps80204, obscurity fits him well #
17:32 Keith Bardwell, Justice of the Peace who refused marriage to interracial couple, steps down bit.ly/2Nf8M8 #
21:39 RT @DenverWestword @RiverfrontTimes Illinois Teacher Suspended After Lesson About Homosexual Animals: digg.com/d3192CT #lgbt #
21:47 #HairStatus Seasonal Affective Disorder Dread-locks #

297655: Chronicling my Twitter addiction

2009-11-03T09:01:21Z

09:09 Accidental Dong Blog bit.ly/NUzw4 #
09:10 Human League - Darkness (Afront's Transuranic Mix) bit.ly/Ouf9q AND it's a Joanna Lumley tribute #musicmonday #lundidelumley #
09:15 You up to the challenge, Shatner? Here's Christopher Walken doing Lady GaGa's 'Poker Face' bit.ly/3j99MN #musicmonday #
09:20 Dobson's stepping down bit.ly/1IDHCl #lgbt #
09:27 Hitler. Hummus. Both begin with 'H', have 6 letters. Beck's got a fever, and the only prescription: more cow bit.ly/yl1VJ #tcot #p2 #
09:38 NYT hit piece on Grayson bit.ly/4x4A9H #p2 #
09:43 Rich assholes say economy's back on track bit.ly/1dpwyd I'm printing copies so folks in Hooverville down the road get the good news #
09:47 Link love @mparent77772 @1txsage1957 @stunetii @JoeMyGod @Autumn_Sandeen #
09:53 Weird Al - Another One Rides the Bus (Live, 1981) bit.ly/Fn5BG Pleasure's all mine, @kaffeineme #musicmonday #
10:02 RT @scholars_rogues Newspaper circulation falls again: Expect more cuts. How is this not bad for democracy? su.pr/231s2I #
10:33 Sociosexual commodification of human beings as played out by popular Disney characters bit.ly/4pBVv '...sex is her only salvation' #
10:41 Next for Meghan McCain: YouTube video as alter-ego 'Lieberman Girl' bit.ly/36rAGn #tcot #p2 Senator sperm = political expert #hcr #
10:48 Disney, homoerotic bit.ly/cVdT7 #
10:53 Working title, @LaBarceloneta: To Wong Foo, The Drag Queens Left And the Town Turned Boring Again, Get Me Outta Here #
11:04 Bang bang @margaretcho's silver hammer bit.ly/16P0l0 #
11:08 Indifference Squid #uselessmonsters #
11:14 @LaBarceloneta At long last, I'm working in show business! #
11:20 Via @ebertchicago, @MahayanaHomo: London public loo 'Scarier to use than the Sears Skydeck.' j.mp/4e8e7e // Have a poo with a view #
11:24 Beatles - You Know My Name (Look Up the Number) bit.ly/LkXhN #musicmonday #
11:28 Arrrgghhhh Attack of the Britney Cockbots, starring @defconqueso, Robo-Britney Shoop: PEW PEW PEW PEW ARGH I'M HIT, SEND PAPER TOWELS #
11:32 Those Pesky Cyclists bit.ly/2FV2bK Los Angeles man on trial for 'brake-jobbing' two bicyclists, recorded sassing them on 911 tape #
12:07 Rees: 10 jokes about Joe Lieberman and his threat to filibuster #healthcare legislation with #publicoption bit.ly/39CQFu #hcr #
12:37 RT @expatina UN congratulating Karzai on his "win" is like congratulating Bush on beating Gore. #
12:58 Rep. Foxx evidently prefers a scared populace over a healthy populace bit.ly/2O2dMx #healthcare #publicoption #hcr #wtf #tcot #
13:11 Moment of Clarity from @LeeCamp: Why people over 50 suck bit.ly/1Xoz21 #
13:34 A Hard Day's Lunch Break #unseenprequels #
13:37 Dad, I Taped This Kid's Butt Shut. Have I Won Your Love? #unseenprequels #
13:45 Car Trek #unseenprequels #
13:47 Conceived on the 4th of October #unseenprequels #
13:50 I Am Jack's Newly Assembled IKEA End Tables #unseenprequels #
13:58 Rosalie Gets Bored, Starts Filling Out Credit Card Applications To Pass the Time #unseenprequels #
13:59 Wong Foo, Julie. Julie, Wong Foo. #unseenprequels #
14:11 Frankie Goes to Med School, Buys Fishnets #unseenprequels #
14:59 South Park: Smaller, Shorter, Much More Construction Paper-y #unseenprequels #
15:05 Egg Roll #unseenprequels (starring Julia Sawalha, Mel Gibson) #
15:09 Dude, What Bus Line is the Dealership On? #unseenprequels #
15:13 Fritz Lang's 'Modest Fur-Trading Outpost Next to the Homestead Built on a Land Grant From the Government' #unseenprequels #
15:20 Sex, Lies and Stop-Motion Flipbooks #unseenprequels #
18:51 Infamous Okla. State Rep. Sally Kern has a formidable challenger bit.ly/4vpzEO #lgbt Trans OKC attorney Novotny's in the race #lgbt #
19:04 RT @SunnyStokes Since they're all just making shit up now...can we bring Dan Rather back? #
19:05 @1txsage1957 Apple cider vinegar = Yes! 2T a day knocked out my last bout of gout. I'm a believer. #
19:09 RT @RobinGrantham Equal rights means YOU get the same #healthcare as prison inmates. #hcr #tcot #gop #dnc #aarp #p2 #publicoption #HR676 #
19:19 Discovered ~75% of a giant bag of cherry cough drops. Even tastier when one can taste, it turns out. Coffee disgusting for next ~20 mins #
19:45 Next 11x14 FINALLY mapped. Inv. disturb. boob placement-prob. why sketches took so long. Stella's folk puzzled by silent yet visible triumph #
22:03 Valley of the Occasional Handful of Gummi Bears to Calm Her Nerves #unseenprequels #
22:07 @DenverWestword Twitter links me with inspiring people, news, impromptu creative exercises, all-you-can-eat discourse (for better or worse) #
22:20 Alert and Certain #unseenprequels #
22:27 I Wonder If This Telekinesis Will Help Me Get Through Freshman Year #unseenprequels #
22:38 The Requisition for Red October #unseenprequels #
22:51 Dan's giving Darlene pre-infarct talk. Fun lotto batshit storyline follows, finale looms like anvil cloud. Few shows affect me like Roseanne #
23:00 L'uomo Che Sta Preparando per il Servizio Civile Esame #unseenprequels #
23:02 Good Kid With Promise #unseenprequels #jamesdean #
23:05 The post-lotto-win episodes are so fun but the characters are lambs to the slaughter @Sammzig @Nettey128 @SanFreezy #
23:08 Speaking of Roseanne... Happy 57th @RoseanneBigMama ! #
23:13 @michaelianblack Suggestion: Freeze it, break up the contents with a rubber mallet, proceed with drop. That's the 'Anchorage Coconut' #
23:34 @SanFreezy Funny thing, when those eps first aired, even when Patsy/Eddie showed up I was just like 'Oh, sure, OK' .. I wanted to believe #
01:47 CA only has about 3.1 million free Social Security numbers left in its second block. Meanwhile NY still has half of its 1936 allocation #
01:57 Young Californians are going to have SSNs that contain wingdings by 2015, meanwhile East Coasters have old-school numbers 'til apocalypse #

297327: Chronicling my Twitter addiction

2009-11-02T09:01:19Z

02:08 RT @wigu I like eating pretzels because they look loke they're scared of you // ...And they're tied up #
10:39 Plouffe: Dems ought thank McCain for picking Palin bit.ly/1Et5Fe #p2 #
11:00 The Angie Zapata Act tinyurl.com/yffthad (thanks @Autumn_Sandeen) #
11:02 US workers starved into military service bit.ly/1XP11q #
11:06 McDonald's run out of Iceland by bankster Mac attack bit.ly/3QlDnk #
11:08 Kucinich: Reform a 'bailout' for insurance companies bit.ly/4lLelj #hr676 #hcr #healthcare #obamacare #p2 #
11:10 How Goldman secretly bet on US housing crash bit.ly/2orFbr #
11:22 House to consider rejection of UN findings in Gaza conflict bit.ly/znWgn #gaza #israel No war crimes here, move along #
11:29 I am badly craving these Target-brand Italian sausages stuffed with mozzarella. Salty protein explosion in my mouth, posthaste! #
11:36 Via @1txsage1957: If the Russians did this to us, we'd kill 'em bit.ly/FOoJI Domestic enemy renders us beggars for our own resources #
11:45 Rush: Palin's ready to be President bit.ly/2F4ptl #tcot #p2 I'm ready for a unicorn atop a Lamborghini that shits currency #
11:49 In re bit.ly/4BLVpe /// The unicorn, not the car. I don't want a sports car that defecates #
12:22 If zygotes are granted legal personhood, imagine the strain on the Social Security number pool #
13:14 Gayest album covers ever bit.ly/2KaMdb #lgbt Daryl Hall's got teh Bette Davis eyes. Also, Crisco Inferno: bit.ly/1puFit #
13:24 'When the limp-wrist set took over, the power structures crumbled' bit.ly/3JgzQF #lgbt #
13:31 Lieberman will grab baby from bathwater just to throw it like football to prove his point bit.ly/UMUqb #healthcare #hcr #publicoption #
13:53 RT @scholars_rogues 2010 CO voters to vote on defining fertilized eggs, and maybe eggs and sperm, as people. bit.ly/3E2q8k #
16:07 Bubble: 'She's like a smoking beagle to Patsy's vivisectionist' #abfab #
18:00 You can never have enough hats, gloves and shoes bit.ly/4BXyeA #abfab #
19:34 ARGH WHUT #

296986: Chronicling my Twitter addiction

2009-11-01T09:01:45Z

03:04 Peggy Hill's wisdom: "'Gangstas and Hoes' is his generation's 'Cowboys and Indians.'" #popcultureinsomnia #
03:17 Suddenly find myself with a bed fulla cuddly cats who otherwise haven't given me the time of day all day. Food empty? Litterboxes full? #
21:00 Worked out for first time in over a week. Cut myself no breaks--right back to same routine. Nearly fell asleep thrice. F-bombs abounded #
21:02 RT @martybeckerman And in the end, the cash you make is equal to the hate you fake. #beatleslyricsforpundits #whyyoushouldfollowbeckerman #
21:10 Stella's teens asked me to take picture of them around patio fire. Perfect on first shot. :) #lifeslittlevictories #
21:11 Went regular on iced Americano in hopes of staying awake for ride home. Thought of doing some doodling but is not hap'nin. #
00:21 RT @substitute @DougMcInnes Jen as Twitter! twitpic.com/ntjg0 // *snork!!* #
00:25 Every time I block a Britney cockbot another bot inevitably takes its place #
00:27 Didn't bother boozing up or even getting nachos like previously planned. Still hungry for nachos. However, also have self-respect remaining #
00:30 It's like the Britney cockbot gives off a death pheromone that attracts other bots to avenge it, like yellowjackets #
01:41 Boo on Denver Post for posting, then immediately taking down, article on Denver Gorilla Run. Pics from years past: bit.ly/32vfBG #
01:52 Via @thomaslennon, this Lieutenant Dangle: Not much dangling, DEFINITELY packing twitpic.com/nub4w #fleshyheat #
01:57 @substitute I caved in and got nachos. Self-respect was intact until I bought the lottery ticket. #

296705: Chronicling my Twitter addiction

2009-10-31T08:00:45Z

10:41 I have returned from the flu-y abyss with a warning: Black Jack Taco = Blue Feces #
10:47 Gotta spend money to make money. HR 3962 net savings: $260k per word bit.ly/3cDmqt #hcr #healthcare #
10:52 Defunding the left bit.ly/20JYwp #
11:03 Lieberman the Turncoat Tornado continues his spinning on the Senate Trailer Park bit.ly/49Gq72 #
11:05 The Century Leading to Wilde bit.ly/2Dmm4a Review -- Before Wilde: Sex Between Men in Britain's Age of Reform #lgbt #
11:07 Obama to announce end to HIV travel/immigration ban bit.ly/1qvSbZ #hiv #lgbt #
11:10 Best Halloween Costume Ever bit.ly/3YR0ew Watch to the end. DO IT. #
11:25 Task Force: End to 'federally sanctioned stigma' bit.ly/2eAEOV HRC: 'Shameful' chapter closing bit.ly/3epvVy #lgbt #hiv #aids #
11:31 Protections for #LGBT students, teachers in Birmingham, Alabama bit.ly/30pdLt #
12:22 RT @kashhill Federal judge rules that police can search your e-mail without telling you #patriotact #p2 bit.ly/wj3tH #
12:26 RT @Mexikanische @expatina DKTV: Jon Stewart calls Fox out: "Not even close to news" dkostv.com/r/002312 #foxcons #tcot #p2 #
12:33 Nice! Original cut of Fritz Lang's 'Metropolis' found in Buenos Aires, will be screened at Berlin Film Festival bit.ly/1JyPC1 #
12:44 Dan Savage: Happy Heteroween bit.ly/3n2lOD #lgbt #
13:06 Geithner: A face even a mother could punch bit.ly/m5n9a #
13:26 Comment gold: 'Reality is biased in favor of the #publicoption' bit.ly/wNPDo #
13:28 Interesting point from @davidsirota: #healthcare numbers reported at 10-year amt, defense at 1. 10 yrs: $800b vs. $7 TRILLION. With a 'T'. #
13:30 Selective Deficit Disorder bit.ly/3EUBQR #
13:32 Love the codpiece @krisstraub pic.gd/3e63ec #
13:35 Your brain cells as groupies bit.ly/2Xf0Zj #science #
13:40 Naked Pumpkin Run, ACLU bit.ly/4FgRuN #
13:41 Pro-equality clergy the majority in DC bit.ly/4sIvFd #lgbt ''There is this myth out there that you can't be pro-God and pro-gay.' #
13:46 Kate Pierson Taco: Bright red lettuce, glitter, sequins; tastes even better w/Cindy Wilson Taco and Schneider Sauce #themetacos #
15:23 Your weatherman has his costume ready bit.ly/1eqVZp #
15:49 Thank @casciato for this one: Indian Superman! bit.ly/s97Ow And to further the discussion: Italian Spider-Man bit.ly/bLDi3 #
15:50 First person to bring me the Armenian Chipmunks' Kwanzaa medley gets a free cake #
15:52 @StephenAtHome I can make enchiladas that fight and then have make-up sex. #
15:57 Sister, on arrival in SoCal, reports that motel defines "Continental Breakfast" as mini-muffins, Tang™. That's one delicious continent #
16:44 Newsom quits CA Governor race bit.ly/38Qn4t #
16:47 Gay Eradication Day in Jamaica bit.ly/4tmAX3 Let's get together and feel all right... after we hunt and bash some batty bwoys #lgbt #
18:01 Me in a nutshell: Friday evening, 6pm. Glad it's the Simpsons reruns instead of baseball. #
23:40 My amended Halloween plans: Hall & Oates karaoke bit.ly/1d2zEw @DenverWestword #
23:41 RT @thomaslennon I'm one of 3 dudes at this party in the Lt. Dangle outfit. Dang. #
23:43 @michaelianblack But did they say, 'How'dya like those apples, Norm?' #
23:49 Just finished an 11x14'er. This one felt like I was in the porno but this time the guy delivered the pizza and just left #anticlimacticart #
00:05 This is my favorite instance of Eric Cartman breaking into song... EVER. www.southparkstudios.com/clips/254171 #
00:22 RT @jerame y @AndySzekeres: www.bluedoghunt.com - Pass it along #

296133: Chronicling my Twitter addiction

2009-10-28T08:00:05Z

18:57 PROOF the Golden Girls turned you gay bit.ly/3orhi #gay #lgbt #wtf Thank you for bein' a friend...to the glory hole and back again... #

295929: Are "Poo" and "Ass" taken

2009-10-27T17:25:54Z

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295456: Chronicling my Twitter addiction

2009-10-27T08:00:07Z

23:29 RT @gynosaurusrex: Guy gets anti-gay Leviticus Bible verse tattoo, unaware that Leviticus also forbids tattoos: bit.ly/4oUeAs #
23:29 @substitute HAH! #mrskrabappelvoice #
23:30 #whenwewereyoung altar boys weren't given secret HIV tests #

294943: Chronicling my Twitter addiction

2009-10-26T08:00:13Z

12:23 Forbidden Cone #oneletteroffmovies #caltranshumorftw #
12:29 Miracle on 34th Streep #oneletteroffmovies #somekindofbizarrepornoinvolvingreplicationofthecastof'shedevil' #
12:58 Photos: Norilsk bit.ly/2NKNjX Arctic metallurgic metropolis #
22:53 Super Employment Lotto bit.ly/4EeemD #

294768: Chronicling my Twitter addiction

2009-10-25T08:00:04Z

11:26 The Bridge Work of Madison County #dentistmovies #
11:28 The Gums of Navarone #dentistmovies #
11:39 Crown and Out in Beverly Hills #dentistmovies #
17:23 Superbag #oneletteroffmovies #
17:25 A Fist Named Wanda #oneletteroffmovies #
17:58 Logan's Rug #oneletteroffmovies #
21:22 Rocko Horror Picture Show #oneletteroffmovies #franknheffer #
21:24 @substitute That must be some damn good BBQ if no one's storming the stage. #
21:27 @substitute Worst I've encountered is a backyard band who didn't quite master the art of that Frampton 'wahWAHoow' effect #
21:32 Three words: Weird Al Sharpton bit.ly/2dozwk #
21:33 Powter #oneletteroffmovies #stoppedtheinsanitywithhisMIND #
21:35 RT @martybeckerman Halloween costume: shove bread loaf up my ass, be "rye in the catcher." I love the holidays. #
21:38 Currently watching '70s Show rerun guesting Joseph Gordon-Levitt as gay kid w/crush on Forman--birth of reams of fanfic in years to follow #
21:45 @substitute Please tell me you're recording this. I am genuinely curious now #
21:51 On further introspection I think Kelso, Fes would have been most likely coupling--as gay-for-pay performers (think 'CHiPs' with spitroasts) #
21:53 In re bit.ly/46ob1F : 'CHaPs' #
22:50 @beatonna Tell 'em yes, and that you've got the scepter, giant turkey leg and pile of comics to nakedly sit atop as you survey your queendom #

294600: Chronicling my Twitter addiction

2009-10-24T08:00:05Z

13:09 Still battling teh nasty. Secret family recipe: Boil water, mix in Jell-O™ powder. Scene now stuck in my head: bit.ly/2heSX #

294286: Chronicling my Twitter addiction

2009-10-23T08:00:08Z

13:16 #HairStatus 'Fluenza Flip #
23:53 Random Music Recall: Styles P - Daddy Get That Cash bit.ly/DI4KN #
23:59 Finally found an OTC hardcore enough to distract me. Sadly, not helping me sleep. But I can rap again! #
00:36 Developer embezzles $255k to make improvements on his house bit.ly/2HphDO Novice. #

293494: Chronicling my Twitter addiction

2009-10-22T08:00:04Z

13:17 So it hit me upside the cranium with an a-flu-minum baseball bat MAH NAME IZ 'UGH' #HairStatus Primus-Themed Throbbing Coiffe Drop #
14:18 How 'bout this, victims of DV: No health insurance, AND get kicked out of your apartment bit.ly/2KqACu #
14:19 RT @davidsirota Why should taxpayers have to subsidize pharmaceutical advertising? That's what Al Franken wants to know bit.ly/3UJMaf #

293138: Chronicling my Twitter addiction

2009-10-21T08:00:10Z

11:49 Man gets laid off, joins Army for health coverage to cover wife's chemo bit.ly/3iUzyw #healthcare #hcr #obamacare #
11:54 Threats against President up 400% bit.ly/4GcZwE #p2 #tcot SS might stop probing financial crimes. Two birds for the domestic enemy #
12:17 It's a Republican-eat-Republican county bit.ly/a3ArD #gop #tcot #p2 Corpses garnished with Hatch (Act Violation) chiles #
12:23 via @davidsirota: bit.ly/4equtG The trick is to be so big a fuckup that they can't NOT reward you for continuing to breathe #p2 #
12:49 RT @scholars_rogues Best biz essay I've read in years: The Gervais Principle, or The Office According to 'The Office': bit.ly/uPPSj #
12:52 *whine* I am a character in a children's book. My name is Lungbutter Q. Goutfoot. #HairStatus Bedridden Bouffant #
13:07 'Obamu,' or 'To Obama' -- Prez makes his way into Japanese vernacular bit.ly/1y3YrE #obama #
13:45 Queen are the champions of Lego Rock Band bit.ly/iL9BG #
13:56 This guy didn't want transwomen using women's bathrooms but had no problem sneaking a spycam into one bit.ly/3Wjofw #lgbt #wtf #
15:18 Almost done inking most time-consuming background ever on latest 11x14'er #tediumtuesday #
19:16 RT @CelluloidBlonde Tort reform is the final step in the evolution of corporate supremacy and human inferiority. #

292690: Chronicling my Twitter addiction

2009-10-20T08:00:04Z

11:28 @DenverWestword My halloween plans: Nachos, vodka, Kool-Aid(tm), AbFab reruns and shame #
11:34 Writes @waymonhudson: Insane Fundie GOP Congressmbrs? ...An App for that! bit.ly/3Bfen9 #LGBT // #HairStatus Batshit Bachmann Braids #
11:38 Isley Brothers - Between the Sheets bit.ly/wKIPc #musicmonday // @nerdist urges you to put away the Benny Hill theme when you scrog #
11:48 'Good morning! I'm calling from Denver's premier trav--OH FUCK! NO. FUCK! GAAhh I SPENT *DAYS* LEVELING THIS GUY UP' bit.ly/38K7lK #
12:42 RT @mmfa Fox News avoids a tea party? bit.ly/Q6vCK #p2 #media #teaparty #
12:49 Top ten celebrity tweets about the MSM Falcon Punch, courtesy @DenverWestword bit.ly/4qhwoK #balloonboy #
13:51 Shoplifting seagull: YOINK! bit.ly/BIG0n #
14:19 B-52's - Legal Tender bit.ly/GA409 #musicmonday // #HairStatus Pissed-Off Keith Strickland Cowlick #
19:08 Editorial: Passing Maine's Question 1 would only serve to make lives of gays, their families more difficult bit.ly/2jsqrb #lgbt #
19:11 RT @RobinGrantham bit.ly/2y54tH Reminder: #HR676 not off the table! #healthcare #obamacare #tcot #hcr #singlepayer #publicoption #p2 #
19:21 Nader: Frank powerbottoms for the powerbankers bit.ly/2DElq (via @1txsage1957) #
19:35 Uganda's on the way to official witchhunts of gays, death penalty for contracting HIV bit.ly/RfIVV #lgbt #
23:06 Had Taco Bell for dinner. Burps taste like ice cream sandwiches. WTF #

292388: Chronicling my Twitter addiction

2009-10-19T08:00:06Z

14:09 Airport bans see-through scans on minors bit.ly/3oHWeN Furthermore I wouldn't have named it 'Rapiscan' #
14:12 RT @mparent77772 Mission accomplished: BP to steal Iraqi oil j.mp/f3yMy #
14:14 Video: 'Greg the Bunny', 'Sesame Street' get drunk, boink, both find out that the other cries during sex bit.ly/kEfml Metric - Empty #
14:16 Kall: Is death by spreadsheet murder? bit.ly/2lS7DH h/t @downwithtyranny #healthcare #hcr #obamacare #tcot #tlot #topprog #p2 #
14:19 Don't Ask Don't Tell Didn't Protect Me bit.ly/1P5iBc (via @gayagenda, @HomoPolitico) #DADT #LGBT #
17:23 Falcon-punch family's infamous YouTube video has gay-bashing scene bit.ly/1wiiNP #lgbt #gay #balloonboy #
17:25 RT @alyankovic twitpic.com/m15d8 - “I am going to kill you in your sleep.” /// 'Children of the Spice' methinks #
17:35 Why ENDA matters: True stories of anti-LGBT discrimination from the ACLU bit.ly/2JjzuH #LGBT #gay #p2 #topprog #
17:41 Palling around with economic terrorists: bit.ly/4lTvdk Frank Rich on the 21st-century 'octopus' (via @CelluloidBlonde) #p2 #topprog #

17:42 @DrewFromTV If I ever fly into Minneapolis I'm going to make sure to stop by the Senator's Lavatory #
17:43 @expatina Muhahahahaha. Don't drop the soap, Balloon Dad! #
17:48 RT @manyko2, @CelluloidBlonde Gang Rape & the Republicans bit.ly/3wIdyR #p2 #kbr #halliburton // 30 enablers of sociosexual sickness #
17:53 'scarlet letters are still only worn by women' --@larisa_a bit.ly/2r7CIP in re Okla. law requiring public ID of women rcvg abortions #
17:57 RT @martybeckerman Jindal condemns ofcl for not granting interracial marriage-opposes gay marriage. Social conservatism: same BS, diff. day. #
17:59 #beatcancer tag is still going strong. DK if they've extended the time -- Fri and Sat eBay, MillerCoors were donating $0.01 per tweet w/tag #
22:27 Furry eye candy AND a Joycelyn Elders joke? Win. bit.ly/201HBO #
22:29 RT @mrskimyadawson It sucks balls when a good friend finally accepts powerlessness and need for rehab but can't get HC. Fuck this system. #
22:34 RT @OTOOLEFAN A teabagger is someone who waited until we had a black president to protest the policies of GWB. #tcot #p2 #topprog #
22:46 Obama admin. won't pursue medical MJ users who abide by state laws bit.ly/2tnNVp #topprog #p2 #obama #
00:39 Plan 9" From Outer Space #moviesturnedxxx #
00:39 Manos: Hands of Fap #moviesturnedxxx #
00:43 My absolute favorite is 'A Fistful of Dolores': bit.ly/ynPN8 #moviesturnedxxx #
01:01 The French classic 'D-Cell' #moviesturnedxxx #
01:05 Comedian @LeeCamp weighs in on the Falcon-Punching of a nation in continued crisis bit.ly/FdAvO #
01:52 @substitute Ah yes, and Blowing for Columbine #

292036: Chronicling my Twitter addiction

2009-10-18T08:00:05Z

10:41 RT @mrskimyadawson eBay/Paypal and MillerCoors are donating a cent per hashtag for #beatcancer today, please RT thanks. xo #
10:46 #GOP: The party of 'Make Shit Up' bit.ly/zA4m5 #tcot #p2 #topprog #beatcancer #
10:57 From my cold, dead scrotum: Sleep with Wade Edwards' stepdaughter, GET YOUR BALLS SHOT OFF D: bit.ly/3GGxHj #beatcancer #wtf #
10:59 Interview: @adamjbink and gay bishop V. Gene Robinson bit.ly/CdIHZ #lgbt #gay #
14:07 Apparently there was a giant mushroom in the sky and some kid in Colorado thought he was Anne Frank. #beatcancer #
21:31 @mrskimyadawson Real live porn and boner pill-free Denverite reporting in! #

21:35 RT @downwithtyranny JFK faced same right-wing billionaire family that Obama h/t cope with. Kochs, dangerous extremists: bit.ly/I1Rix #
21:47 "'Free enterprise' doesn't mean the freedom to steal taxpayer money." bit.ly/FxL1v #tcot #p2 #topprog #
21:48 @nedroid They're missing out on dollar-scoops-a-plenty of deliciousness. #
21:49 @substitute In Anaheim, do they call it the 'wrong side of the monorail'? #
21:50 Also: #beatcancer #beatcancer #beatcancer #beatcancer #beatcancer #beatcancer That's six cents towards 'I see dead tumors' #
21:57 "I'm attacking the darkness!" #thingssaidb4sex #beatcancer #
23:11 Shakira's spine is like a giant titanium-plated gummi worm. Also: Keytar? YES, YES, YES. Ugh. Yes, I am the King of Saturday Night #
23:13 @Uosdwis It sounded like her vocals were, well, dubbed over her vocals. Strange. She going all Marianne Faithfull on us? #
00:24 Sen. Franken, Jamie Leigh Jones hand KBR lawyer his stuttering ass bit.ly/28PWeU #p2 #topprog #tcot #tlot \m/ #
00:26 White House to handle Faux News as 'opponent' bit.ly/3s3fW8 #tcot #p2 #topprog #
00:29 @Thotman It was OK for Bush to loot the treasury for Iraq and then let the Goldman gang loose on the rest, right? #tcot #
00:34 Beck, Limbaugh love the pieces of America their mansions/studios sit on, luxury cars drive on, little else #tcot #p2 #topprog #tlot #
00:43 @Thotman Bush seems to have set the standard there #tcot #
00:51 @Thotman Roger that. Next Republican pres that Obama leaves holding the bag I'll be sure to blame personally, the cycle starts anew #tcot #
00:58 @Thotman For all the wealth Reagan helped redistribute one would think teh libtards would have liked him more, eh? #tcot #
01:16 @Thotman I think it makes more sense to cut taxes and go into hock instead. #tcot #
01:24 @Thotman I don't want my $ going towards tax advice for fake pimps on doctored tapes, living wage ordinances or poor ppl voting either #tcot #
01:32 @Thotman Yes, yes, and yes. + a gov't that does more with our $ than drop bombs, take bribes and provide job security for politicians #tcot #
01:34 @Thotman In my view businesspeople have been given too much power to invest in themselves at the expense of US workers, taxpayers #tcot #
01:40 @Thotman He does have a lot on his plate. #tcot #
01:44 @Thotman I agree. Difference is, that's how I see Bush tax cuts, TARP -- I'd rather feed the poor than insulate the rich personally #tcot #
01:46 @jessicasideways Deja vu! Back in the '90s that's where the Center used to be. #
01:50 @Thotman Or: Sock it in offshore acct, demand ever more out of fewer workers and laugh as wages, benefits, jobs continue to disappear. #tcot #
01:52 @Thotman Furthermore banks are sitting on bailout funds. They won't even loan us our own damn money. WTF? #tcot #
01:59 @Thotman So the banks want to loan us our own money but the government's preventing them from doing so? #tcot #

291345: License plate sighting

2009-10-17T20:01:54Z

Somewhere on Corona near Colfax there's a Ford Focus with Massachusetts plate 54S B54.

Why yes, they B indeed!